Being polite doesn't cost anything; being rude and entitled will cost you in being unable to see me. Please discretely hand me my commission in an envelope or inside a magazine, a letter, a gift box, you can choose. My rates are NOT negotiable. I am happy to clarify my rates for you if there is confusion, but I will not accept bookings from new clients who are trying to haggle. This shows you do not respect boundaries and is a red flag that I will not excuse. 


Different countries and different meetings require different screenings, however, be prepared to provide screening and do not argue if I ask for it. Providing me with 2 references from providers you have seen before, a deposit, or ID will be sufficient. 

I will never keep ID beyond our meeting for reasons of discretion.

If you are staying in a hotel I may call you in your room to check I have the correct room, and I also may do the same with a table reservation if we are meeting for a dinner date. 


Deposits will be 10% and accepted in the form of Amazon, Asos or UBER UK giftcards. 

These are mostly purchasable online, however, those of you worried about discretion are able to buy amazon giftcards in supermarkets with cash and send them over in an email with no trace of online payment.

So therefore there are no excuses.

Fly Me To You bookings will be paid 50% up front.

I will return deposits if you cancel with sufficient notice, and I will allow you to reschedule with holding onto the same deposit, though if you cancel and inconvenience me greatly I will expect a cancellation fee as an apology, too.


Discretion is very important to me. I have a great reputation and do not wish to jeopardise it. I hide my face in photos for discretion and always pick hotels or apartments that have no keycards for the lifts. If you wish I can sign an NDA and will not be offended if you ask, though i hope you can trust my reputation and my word.


I am more than happy to provide a reference for you if we have met and enjoyed each others company.

As I'm sure you can understand, if you're John who I met 3 years ago for 1 hour, I might confuse you with the several other Johns I saw that summer, so I ask that when asking for a reference we have met within the year. 

Please DO NOT tell providers to ask me for a reference without asking my permission first. 


I love being spoilt! Who doesn't? Though I do not expect gifts, they will put an extra big smile on my face. Visit my gifts page here.


Appointments start at 1 hour. I require 24 hour notice unless advertised that I have last minute availability. I am fortunately very popular due to being a professional and good at what I do, so please avoid disappointment by booking in advance. Even if you just get in touch to get the ball rolling with some dates so we can make some loose plans, and I expect plans to be made from excitement, not from panic so contact me and lets start planning now. I will never cancel appointments if a 'better' offer comes along. I believe in loyalty and commitment.